Post by Yonno on Jun 6, 2005 8:08:13 GMT -5
Dave from Kippax is touring the wilderness of America when he spots a remote bar in the hills.
Whilst talking to the bar tender Dave spots an old Indian in his full traditional dress.
"Who's he?" asks Dave
"That's the memory man" replies the bartender, "He knows any fact about anyone or anything in the world"
Dave is intrigued and decides to test out the old Indians knowledge.
"Who contested the 1972 FA Cup final?" asks Dave.
"Arsenal v Leeds" replies the Memory Man
Dave decides to probe further...
"What was the score?"
"1-0 to Leeds" comes the reply.
Dave then decides to take the test up another level..
"Who scored the winner then?"
Without a moments hesitation the Old Indian replies..
"Allan Clarke"
Dave is absoutely amazed by the Memory Mans powers and once back home in Leeds he tells all of his mates about the Old Indian and his amazing memory.
He makes a vow to return to the States one day and see him again.
10 years later Dave has saved up and is back in the wilderness looking for the Old Indian. He spots him in a cave and decides to greet him in his native tongue...
"How" says Dave..
"Diving Header" comes the reply....!!!!!!!!!
Whilst talking to the bar tender Dave spots an old Indian in his full traditional dress.
"Who's he?" asks Dave
"That's the memory man" replies the bartender, "He knows any fact about anyone or anything in the world"
Dave is intrigued and decides to test out the old Indians knowledge.
"Who contested the 1972 FA Cup final?" asks Dave.
"Arsenal v Leeds" replies the Memory Man
Dave decides to probe further...
"What was the score?"
"1-0 to Leeds" comes the reply.
Dave then decides to take the test up another level..
"Who scored the winner then?"
Without a moments hesitation the Old Indian replies..
"Allan Clarke"
Dave is absoutely amazed by the Memory Mans powers and once back home in Leeds he tells all of his mates about the Old Indian and his amazing memory.
He makes a vow to return to the States one day and see him again.
10 years later Dave has saved up and is back in the wilderness looking for the Old Indian. He spots him in a cave and decides to greet him in his native tongue...
"How" says Dave..
"Diving Header" comes the reply....!!!!!!!!!
